Top Ten Hockey Player Pick Up Lines

As presented on February 12, 1998 on the Tonight Show

10. My Zamboni or yours? - Keith Tkachuk
9. Baby, I can make you do the wave - Tony Amonte
8. You're my only chance to score more than Gretzky. - Chris Chelios
7. I'm Stanley. Would you like to see my cup? - Mike Richter
6. Ever kiss a guy with no teeth? - Mike Modano
5. I said, 'Would you like a puck?' - John Vanbiesbrouck
4. My wife calls me Gordie Wowe! - Pat LaFontaine
3. Hey, you want to be my intern? - Jeremy Roenick
2. In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady. - Bill Guerin
1. I've got a curved stick. - Brett Hull

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A Typical Sabres Game?

It started off as a typical drive out to Buffalo for a Sabres game, but by the time we returned, it would be much much more....

I should have known it was going to be an interesting evening when our trip to Buffalo only took 60 minutes. This was despite the rain. We left our house at 6pm for the 8pm game, and after a wet dark trip down the thruway, we were in our seats at 7:10.

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