Kodiaks Future Uncertain?

With the Kodiaks enduring their worst season to date, their future looks more and more uncertain. Will this losing streak end? How will the Kodiaks start scoring? What will the next season bring?

More Uncertainty????

Hey Fella!: The Return of Big Gay Al...

This week's matchup of the Kodiaks and Greyhounds featured the return of "Big Gay" Al Grasley after a summer hiatus. Despite some great offensive chances by late comer Johnny "Third time is a charm" Soricone, Vic the Dick, and Sully, the Kodiaks went down 4-1 before a sparse crowd at the ESL Sports Centre.

The loss was due mainly to some great goaltending by the Greyhound goalie. He said,"All you've got to do is stop the puck. How hard can that be?" Of course he must have been blowing the officials since the Kodiaks received a pair of too many men on the ice penalties early in the game, which gave the Greyhounds the early lead. They never looked back.

After the game Al was true to form. "I can't believe how bad you guys have gotten since I left, you'd think a geezer like me wouldn't make much difference but you'd really suck if I Ieft again."

To the team's credit they did play slightly undermanned, playing the first two periods with nine skaters and most of the third with eight as Sam "the Mangler" struck again with 14 minutes in the box. He said, "Look, my Mom and wife were here and I didn't want to look like a wimp in front of them. My Momma didn't raise no pussies." In a deft move to fake out the ref Sammy skated toward the box after hacking the guy thrice right in front of the ref. At the last moment Sammy turned away and skated to the bench to which the ref responded, "No, you had it right the first time." Just can't get away with nothin' these days!

Capn Andy

When in Doubt, Get the F*** Out...

Truer words were never spoken. Either that or, maybe the team next season will be StrapTragedy. Or Strawp-Tragedy. Or Strop-Tragedy. But don't take my word for it.

From a drunken stupor, to flying pitchers, to the snow ball game, to one Kodiak's player being driven home, to a 8 - 4 loss, to the re-emergence of Opie, to the re-adjustment of "the package", last night saw it all.

Good night everyone, and good luck next week...

"Does anyone have a left handed stick? I think I broke mine..."

Sam Mingolelli - August 10, 2003.

Kodiaks Go Out "On Top"

Well I guess you could say the Kodiaks went out on top. If you want to call the worst season on Kodiaks record (3 - 8) going out on top.

The Kodiaks won the Consolation Championship with a 8 - 1 decision over the Ilectics. This was the same team the Kodiaks beat 8 - 1 the week before.

That's right, its a winning streak. Read that over again, because who knows when we'll win again.

The Kodiaks went out in style with goals from Sully, Vic, Tracy, and Dave Eschmann just to name a few. Although Sam "the Mangler" was not without his chances, as everyone on the team tried to set him up for a goal or two.

The Kodiaks now take their game to Lakeshore on Sunday nights as the newly crowned "Strap Tragedy" team.

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